Happy Birthday volig !!!
Found a Cartoon strip that accurately illustrated how adamant and stubborn you are...



Heres a short poem dedicated to you...

Another year have come and gone,
And you're still standing here today....
Be glad you're not six feet underground,
Because you're doing better than okay.....

Please cherish every moment you have,
For every second could be your last....
Look forward to your future,
Never exclude us from your past.....

Your emotional pain can never be erased,
But I'm here to scrub my best.....
Have the patience to wait with me,
While I clean up your emotional mess.....

It's not often you find a friend,
Who could read your mind and soul.....
One who could lead and also follow,
The path you chose to go....

There's two type of people who loves you,
And I'll name them both to you....
Your friends because they care,
And your family because they always do....

So when you're feeling down and sad,
Read this poem with my voice in mind....
I would be here many birthdays later,
And I hope you'll do the same for mine...

Hmmm... I didnt realize that Japanese guys have the habit of
squatting down and pee... lolx....

Take a look at this....
Freaking funny....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeJwl3UG8eY&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk
and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who
made you sad!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you!

3 When you smile -- I will know you finally got
some!

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until
you quit whining.


6. When you are confused -- I will use little
words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from
me until you are well again. I don't want whatever
you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass!

Sex theme park to open in London

The academy aims to be a Kinsey-type institute in Europe
A £7m sex theme park, which has no rides, is to open in London's West End later this year.
Visitors to Amora - The Academy of Sex and Relationships at the Trocadero in Piccadilly, will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm.

The 10,500sq-ft exhibit is designed to "separate fact from myth and educate everyone into being better lovers".

You have to be aged 18 and over to get in and tickets will cost £15 for the attraction which opens on 7 September.

Organisers expect to attract more than 600,000 visitors within the first year.

The theme park will include life-sized silicone-made models which visitors can touch to discover erogenous zones.

People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts and there will be instructions on how best to kiss and how to talk more sexily.

The seven zones will start with attraction, love and relationships and include a sexual well-being zone which looks at the dangers of unsafe sex.

The academy's director of exhibits Dr Sarah Brewer said: "The more sex we have the more we want and the less sex we have the more we want.

"This academy does push boundaries back and whatever your prowess when you come in we will give you all the information you need to become a fantastic lover."